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親愛的xxx:
我對你1見鍾情,絕無2心,想照顧你3生3世,因為我偷偷上你的網站4次,你那迷人的5官,總讓我6神無主,一顆心7上8下,99不能平息,如果我的 滿分是10分,你一定不止11分,起碼也該有12分,只可惜我討厭13這個數字,不然你一定有14分,如果再加上你的聰明那又不止15分,16分你一定還 嫌少,所以我給了你17分。
我今年18歲,再過幾天就19歲,也就是我還未滿20歲,今年大概會二一,所以得交22萬的學費,其實我的智商是阿甘的23倍,只是,我24小時都在睡。
我猜你今年未滿25歲,26我也無所謂,27跟我還是很配,28也不過才大我10歲,29的女人據說最美,30我會考慮考慮,31我應該沒這衰, 32我會開始反胃,33我甯願自己一個人睡,34你敢釣我,我娘也才35歲,但我還是想送你36朵玫瑰,但摸摸口袋我只剩37塊,戶頭也只剩38元,因為 跟女友分手在39天前,手機每天得打40塊。
永遠記得41天前,寫下42句愛她的誓言,還有43種我想的永遠,卻只換來44CC真情的眼淚,加上45夜輾轉難眠,老實說我打了46句廢言,其實你該從47句開始看,但是你都看到了第48句,只寫49又覺得怪怪的,那就哈啦到50,湊個整數吧!
第51句我要說聲我想你,第52句我要說聲我愛你,但第53句我暫時還沒想到,所以直接跳過54句,來到55句,這時我想起56分前的你,不知道你有沒有想起57分鍾後的我?
我在這想了58分鍾又59秒,我總共找到60種想你的念頭,61個愛你的理由,62句適合我倆的情話,還有63段電影浪漫的邂逅,雖然我也找到你64 個小缺點,但幸好我也找到你65個優點,尤其是你的腰只有66公分,這會讓我沈迷67年,與其我愛你說68遍,還不如我愛你寫滿69頁,反正我們還有70 年,這份工作麻煩讓我拖個71個月,你的愛慕者一定不止72位,因為我是那第73位,但我要定下你74年,反正我會付時薪75元,就算要追你追76個月, 只要你能陪我過77情人節,花掉我78萬我也心甘情願。
看完我寫下的79句真心話,我猜百分之80你會願意當我的女朋友,因為你發現了我81處迷人的地方,還有82個你無法拒絕我牽你的手,就算你有83個 逃避的借口,我也會有84種留你的理由,好啦我加薪加到85,麻煩你陪我到86歲,就算你皺紋是以前的87倍,我愛你還是願對你說88遍。
我們已經錯過90年,91年你還好意思不讓我在你身邊,對你訴說我對你那92句不變的依戀,我摘不下93萬光年外的北極星,但我願買下94只你愛的胡 椒貓,陪你去看95遍流星雨,也許我不能活到96歲,不能陪著你97年,但同樣的一件事我會做98遍,在你生日那天送上99朵紫玫瑰,做你心目中的,我想 你會喜歡的!或者是這個100分的那位。
Saturday, December 08, 2007
Unforgettable Truth
Why does it have to be me? What did I do to deserve this? Why the year 2007...WHY WHY WHY?
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Effort or no effort?
A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after
another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine. Then they
brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young. He
carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately
went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.
Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would
know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag
and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the
engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away.
The engine was fixed! A week later, the owners received a bill from the
old man for ten thousand dollars. "What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly
did anything!" So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an
itemized bill."
The man sent a bill that read:
Tapping with a hammer......................... $ 2.00
Knowing where to tap.......................... $ 9,998.00
Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference
Labels: what goes around comes around
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Dance for Humanity 2007
She was the lady in red today...
For a moment, I thought I was dancing with an angel...
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Taking it out on the world
Why is it always late? Too late to realize...too late to take action...too late that it was gone.
Ever wondered where your potential lies? Ever wondered how much power you possess? Ever wondered if you could take on the whole world on your own? Ever thought of leavin everything behind?
Why are these happening? why must it be like this? why why why?! why is time always not enough? why are people always...always...not what they seemed to be...
so close but yet so far...
exams...AGAIN...don't know if I liked them, not about grades or what but...it marks something about your life...a time, a history...a happening.
Forgive my shallowness...but I'm just me.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
DaLiN, this is for you~
If you're not the one then why does my soul feel glad today?
If you're not the one then why does my hand fit yours this way?
If you are not mine then why does your heart return my call?
If you are not mine would I have the strength to stand at all?
I never know what the future brings
But I know you are here with me now
We'll make it through
And I hope you are the one I share my life with
I don't wanna run away but I can't take it, I don't understand
If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am?
Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?
If I don't need you then why am I crying on my bed?
If I don't need you then why does your name resound in my head?
If you're not for me then why does this distance maim my life?
If you're not for me then why do I dream of you as my wife?
I don't know why you're so far away
But I know that this much is true
We'll make it through
And I hope you are the one I share my life with
And I wish that you could be the one I die with
And I'm praying you're the one I build my home with
I hope I love you all my life
I don't wanna run away but I can't take it, I don't understand
If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am
Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?
'Cause I miss you, body and soul so strong that it takes my breath away
And I breathe you into my heart and pray for the strength to stand today
'Cause I love you, whether it's wrong or right
And though I can't be with you tonight
You know my heart is by your side
I don’t wanna run away but I can’t take it, I don’t understand
If I’m not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am
Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?
Creative Solutions?
Is Camelot for real? Where is Sir Lancelot? I'm not looking for Arthur...
De Morgan's Theorem is interesting, but does it have anything to do with Morgan Le Fay?
Why do you have to mix ladder with circuits? Ladder circuits??? That sounds confusing...
The solution is simple, using a straw to bypass deepwater pockets of unreachable oil and start sucking them...creative solution from a Dutch engineer...