The Ultimate Rejection Letter
Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109
Dear Professor Millington,
Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen
posted by Sir Adrian Wellesley @ 3:41 PM
2 Comments:
just what the hell is this? when i first saw the title of this particular post i thought of something elses.. haha..
Ehh? Recently u very eng lerr, can drop by. LoL. Dis letter is like d author kena reject for some post she had wanted to have. But he/she din wanna accept d rejection mah, so he/she rejects d "rejection" made by d other party & somehow force d other party to accept her, LoL. Cool language there..
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